It has been a tradition of our group to give parties on our birthdays since 9th std. well everyone give their friends treat on their birthdays, nothing strange there. But We share our parties, even this might be common among many. However We share our parties because of the extra-ordinary eating skills of our group members. There have been cases in recent past that our restaurant bills have gone so high that the manager gave a discount on our bills. We have people who can eat 17 samosas for breakfast. 2 medium pizza’s in 15 mins. 2 plates of noodles with Manchurian, and 2 plates of chicken lollipop thinking that he would never be able to eat later in his life because of recession.
Slimmest member eats more than the bulkiest member. However gym has opened in the building of the bulkiest one, from that day an inspiration to be fitter than Hritik Roshan seems to have installed in his mind. That’s why he has been working for a minimum of 2-hours in the gym. Fortunately for him, results are showing.lolzzzzzz.
29th September is celebrated as Vigi’s birthday. It was decided that he will be giving treat on 5th October as everyone was free that day, I mean night. Darsh was going to be out from his office early, Aks would not be busy, and Prek would not be staying in his college and Gou had no chance of saying ‘Baguya’.
On that night everyone assembled at Prek’s house at 8:30 to decide where we would be going for dinner. However Vigi came at 9. I live at a distance of less than a football’s pitch from Prek’s house came at 9:10. However senti was still not present. He then arrived at 9:20 walking in his own style to show his muscular body developed by his special body building technique.
We were still clueless as where we were destined to have dinner that night. I suggested Dominoes. Aks immediately rejected as he was dieting and gymming. Initially Prek also rejected as he was on 9/10 Dominoes spree. Then I suggested Leopold, Prek as usual got over-excited because super awesome crowd comes there at night. Prek then made parrot of himself for 1st time that night. Suggestions were flying, Noodle bar; copper chimney ; manu café bar. Darsh as usual came up with his own and vigi as usual mocked fun with his repetitive dialogues,” jo last baithega usko kana ayega na? and plz tu order mat kar.”
We finally went to Pheonix to have dinner at Noodle bar. But Noodle bar was closed. Now we had two options: Macdonald and Dominoes. Vigi wanted Macdonald so that he could eat as much as he can. So vigi and aks were supporting Macdo & Darsh and gou were supporting Dominoes. Me, prek and senti were neutral. Darsh finally gave a fake bribe of 20 rs and convinced everyone to go to Dominoes. When we took our seats, Senti gave us a piece of his sentigiri. He showed us two 40% discount coupons. When we were arguing as where we would eat, this guy didn’t remember, and suddenly lightening struck when we went in, he remembered about the coupons. Then after loads of calculations prek and senti went to order. At the order-counter, we saw a similar sight. Senti’s friend worked there. This guy meets his friends everywhere be it Goa, or at remote Talegoan. We then placed hell lot of an order. As we were waiting for our order to come, prek’s phone rang. This phone conversation gave us a moment to remember. It was something like this:-
Prek :- hello ….haan bol….. (hello…yes say…)
Kya……kyaa baat kar raha hai ..(what…what talk are u sayin..)
Ohh F**k……really ???
Kya baap khabar di ….(what father news u gave…)
Baap Baap… (father father…)
Fb pe upade kar de (update ur facbook status)
It’s the best news ever!
It’s the best day of my life.
Aks kept taunting prek during his call with surprisingly non-uncle type comments
Aks :- kya tu baap bangaya?? Congrats mann… !!
Gou:- congrats prerak
Senti:- no….baap nahi bana hoga, kidhar to select hua hoga.
Prek :- baap……baap….!
Acha hua…..bach gaya!
Phew !!........what a relief…
Aks:- kya acha hua? Teri girl friend pregnant nahi hui? Bach gaya saala….chal ab party de….next time protection use kar….
Prek:- baap…….baap…!!!
Kya sahi news hai yaar..
Baap…..baap…!!!
Baap…baap!!!!
Chal raat ko phone karta hun, full baat karenge….cool man….
Baap….baap…
After phone conversation ended..
Everyone in unison- what happened ??
Prek:- Baap ….baap……hahahahaaa………….
My professor XYZ who teaches XYZ subject left the college..!! Yippie !!!
This was it, the moment that defined Prek.
We were speechless. Darsh was awestruck, gou looked confused as usual. Senti was clueless as what had just happened, aks.”I don’t know this guy”, and vigi kept waiting for his food to come. This had broken all the record stupidity. There have been times when prek has made a laughing stock of himself by talking loudly on phone in bus, public places, theatres, silent zones. However this was limit, but it was fun.
Our orders came very soon after this, we enjoyed the pizza. There are now words to say how the day ended. Jus can say we had our tummies full and afterwards had a great exercise for our EYES !
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