We were in
same class since kinder garden, but I had never felt anything for her.
Esha, for me
was just another girl in my class.
We stayed in
the same colony. Our parents are good friends, so she would come with her mom
to my house. When she wanted to play with me, I would play on my PlayStation
completely ignoring her.
I never
spoke to her.
She would always say Hello Kshitij whenever we
met, and would always come and sit next to me in school bus and I would rudely
tell her to get up.
Our parents
would also enrol us in the same tuition classes and so all my friends would
tease me.
How i used
to HATE her!
Sometime in
our 7th standard I shifted. I was happy, now that we won’t be
travelling to school together.
Maybe she
wanted to hug me when I was leaving, but I didn’t even care to say goodbye.
It was the 1st
day of our 8th standard.
I couldn’t
believe my eyes when I saw her that day. I couldn’t help noticing her.
In two
months she had grown.
She was
always cute, but now she looked more beautiful, where as I had grown healthy
(fat).
Now my
friends would not tease me with her, I was not linked to her anymore. Whereas those
friends wanted to link with her now.
She had
started ignoring me. I guess she had now realised that she is beautiful and I
am a douchebag.
It was the
time when yahoo messenger and orkut came to the scene. I struggled adding her
as friend in either.
She was now
the most beautiful girl of our school and me, a big fatty nerd.
Her sexy
quotient on orkut showed 100, while that icon didn’t even appear on my profile.
Worst was
when my close friend started dating her and then I had to stay glued to my PC
and various internet websites to find solace.
Maybe she
liked me earlier, and I regretted hating her then.
As time flew by, Facebook arrived and killed Orkut.
I was a
mechanical engineering student now and my life became more boring with only 2
girls in my class.
How I
dreamed now of taking her to worli seaface for a nice romantic walk.
With nothing
to do, I created a facebook page, “The oNly reason I don’t propose you, is the
fear of losing you” (I don’t know why I capitalized “N” in the word only”).
I had never
wanted to propose her actually, but I tried to comfort myself with that page.
I later renamed that page as Fukats.
My like page
had some 83 likes, I never bothered to check and keep the page active, but then
I got a notification that Esha likes your page, and that changed my life.
I started
updating the page and sharing photos, I
started making some troll images and started sharing them on my page.
The page
became viral and attracted thousands of likes!
She started
liking all the status, pictures I shared on the page but she just wouldn’t
accept my friend request.
She was now
in love with the admin of the Fukats page.
She even started
sharing her personal problems with the one she thought was admin of Fukats
(unfortunately for her I was the admin of Fukats).
She started
taking advice from him.
This was the
opportunity I grabbed with both hands.
And I did help her :P
As per my
advice She finally broke up :P
Finally
after 37862268 failed attempts she finally accepted my friend request.
to be contd....
please like Fukats on facebook.
1 like = 1 % increase in chance that Kshitij gets Esha
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